function getcontent() { var count = 226; var r = Math.ceil(Math.random() * count); if (r == 1) return "Warui koto wa tuzuku mono da"; if (r == 2) return "Kotoba yori koodoo ga kokoro o simesu."; if (r == 3) return "If time travel is possible,
why haven't we been overrun by tourist from the future?"; if (r == 4) return "Hatarakazaru mono wa kuwazu."; if (r == 5) return "Tokyo no chikatetsu wa benri desu ga
Asa 8-ji kara 9-ji goro made to
gogo 5-ji goro kara 6-ji han goro made
totemo konde imasu."; if (r == 6) return "Aseru to son o suru"; if (r == 7) return "Muyoo na keisiki o habukoo."; if (r == 8) return "Syoohai wa tou tokoro de wa nai."; if (r == 9) return "Unions, lawyers and the ACLU are hindering,
the safety and productivity of the USA."; if (r == 10) return "Unions, lawyers and the ACLU are hindering,
the safety and productivity of the USA"; if (r == 11) return "Urumi restaurant on king street in China town,
has the best pork fried rice in Honolulu."; if (r == 12) return "Whats a swapmeet Louie?
Little cars with tailpipes trying to sound like the big boys cars.
Don't be easily fooled.
Get the real deal."; if (r == 13) return "Sculpture Homme by Nikos for Men"; if (r == 14) return "A day passed is a day gone.
You can make more money,but you can't buy more time."; if (r == 15) return "Unions, lawyers and the ACLU are hindering,
the safety and productivity of the USA.
See details here."; if (r == 16) return "If you drive the speed limit,
then you'll driving too slow.
Move out the way!!!"; if (r == 17) return "What do the Saturn cars, Volvo, Toyota Corolla, Subaru cars and especially the Toyota CAMRY all have in common?
They're always in the way on the road.
Pleeeease someone, take away their drivers license and issue them a permanent bus pass."; if (r == 18) return "Whats the new version of the Brady Bunch mobile?
SUV and Mini vans."; if (r == 19) return "It seems small.
Untill you turn it on"; if (r == 20) return "Sanpo suru to ki ga hareru yo."; if (r == 21) return "Every time you spend money,
you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want."; if (r == 22) return "An education isn't how much you have committed to memory,
or even how much you know.
It's being able to differentiate between
what you do know and what you don't."; if (r == 23) return "The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one."; if (r == 24) return "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella,
when the sun is shining,
but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."; if (r == 25) return "Fashion is a form of ugliness
so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."; if (r == 26) return "It does not matter how slowly you go
so long as you do not stop."; if (r == 27) return "A friend is a second self."; if (r == 28) return "You're alive. Do something.
The directive in life,
the moral imperative was so uncomplicated.
It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences.
It sounded like this
Look. Listen. Choose. Act."; if (r == 29) return "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances
if there is any reaction, both are transformed."; if (r == 30) return "Imagination is more important than knowledge..."; if (r == 31) return "They always say time changes things,
but you actually have to change them yourself."; if (r == 32) return "Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend."; if (r == 33) return "Way too bored. Rescue me, Please!
Just got here from Taiwan last month.
I have no friends here so I am looking for people to hang out with.
If you see this, and you think you can help me.
E-mail me."; if (r == 34) return "Most folks are about as happy
as they make up their minds to be."; if (r == 35) return "When the character of a man is not clear to you,
look at his friends."; if (r == 36) return "Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian
wine and tarragon make it French.
Sour cream makes it Russian
lemon and cinnamon make it Greek.
Soy sauce makes it Chinese
garlic makes it good."; if (r == 37) return "Everything has its beauty
but not everyone sees it."; if (r == 38) return "My Grandmother is over eighty
and still doesn't need glasses.
Drinks right out of the bottle."; if (r == 39) return "Only sick music makes money today."; if (r == 40) return "The secret to creativity is
knowing how to hide your sources."; if (r == 41) return "A lie can travel halfway around the world
while the truth is putting on its shoes."; if (r == 42) return "I never think of the future -
it comes soon enough."; if (r == 43) return "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody,
come sit next to me."; if (r == 44) return "Behind every great fortune
there is a crime."; if (r == 45) return "No one can earn a million dollars honestly."; if (r == 46) return "If women didn't exist,
all the money in the world
would have no meaning."; if (r == 47) return "The object of war is not to die for your country
but to make the other bastard die for his."; if (r == 48) return "Anything that is too stupid
to be spoken is sung."; if (r == 49) return "When choosing between two evils,
I always like to try the one I've never tried before."; if (r == 50) return "Every day I get up
and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.
If I'm not there, I go to work."; if (r == 51) return "The man who goes alone can start today,
but he who travels with another
must wait till that other is ready."; if (r == 52) return "There is no reason anyone would want
a computer in their home."; if (r == 53) return "He would make a lovely corpse."; if (r == 54) return "Whether you think that you can,
or that you can't,
you are usually right."; if (r == 55) return "Never interrupt your enemy
when he is making a mistake."; if (r == 56) return "I have not failed.
I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."; if (r == 57) return "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch,
you must first create the universe."; if (r == 58) return "If everything seems under control,
you're just not going fast enough."; if (r == 59) return "Obstacles are those frightful things you see
when you take your eyes off your goal. "; if (r == 60) return "Three o'clock is always too late
or too early for anything you want to do."; if (r == 61) return "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."; if (r == 62) return "You always pass failure on the way to success."; if (r == 63) return "You may be disappointed if you fail,
but you are doomed if you don't try."; if (r == 64) return "If you think you can win, you can win.
Faith is necessary to victory."; if (r == 65) return "I can't give you a sure formula for success,
but I can give you a formula for failure
try to please everybody all the time."; if (r == 66) return "No matter how high you fly,
you have to come down sooner or later."; if (r == 67) return "Hazime yori owari ni itaru made."; if (r == 68) return "Fake it when the conversation goes over your head."; if (r == 69) return "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."; if (r == 70) return "Life is half spent before one knows what life is."; if (r == 71) return "Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead."; if (r == 72) return "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."; if (r == 73) return "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."; if (r == 74) return "Can miles truly separate you from friends....If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?"; if (r == 75) return "The art of love ... is largely the art of persistence."; if (r == 76) return "Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul."; if (r == 77) return "A heart that loves is always young."; if (r == 78) return "There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."; if (r == 79) return "Memories is one of life's most precious gift,
especially if you have something good to remember."; if (r == 80) return "Never leave well enough alone."; if (r == 81) return "There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved."; if (r == 82) return "They always say time changes things,
but you actually have to change them yourself."; if (r == 83) return "The same thing happened today that happened yesterday,
only to different people."; if (r == 84) return "I never drink water.
I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."; if (r == 85) return "It is always the best policy to speak the truth,
unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar."; if (r == 86) return "There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."; if (r == 87) return "I generally avoid temptation,
unless I can't resist it."; if (r == 88) return "It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job;
it's a depression when you lose yours."; if (r == 89) return "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."; if (r == 90) return "Anybody can win,
unless there happens to be a second entry."; if (r == 91) return "There isn't much to be seen in a little town,
but what you hear makes up for it."; if (r == 92) return "The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend."; if (r == 93) return "Unions, lawyers and the ACLU are hindering,
the safety and productivity of the USA."; if (r == 94) return "Man know much more than he understands."; if (r == 95) return "Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity
because he was the last to discover America."; if (r == 96) return "To retire is to begin to die."; if (r == 97) return "It takes a computer seconds to multiply two 400-digit numbers.
Run the problem backward-Ask it to find the two factors-
And it'll take millions of years.."; if (r == 98) return "JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO YOUĄŚRE DEALING WITH ..."; if (r == 99) return "You're not Dave Chappelle, and you're not funny..."; if (r == 100) return "Domestic and wild animals rely on us in so many ways.
In a world dominated by humans and laws,
They're living being that don't have a chance.
The key is to adopt. Please help today."; if (r == 101) return "Everything you can imagine is real."; if (r == 102) return "There is nothing like a dream to create the future."; if (r == 103) return "The most manifest sign of wisdom is continued cheerfulness."; if (r == 104) return "To accomplish great things, we must not only act,
but also dream; not only plan, but also believe...."; if (r == 105) return "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday
and I love today."; if (r == 106) return "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap,
but by the seeds you plant."; if (r == 107) return "The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding."; if (r == 108) return "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years."; if (r == 109) return "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
while loving someone deeply gives you courage."; if (r == 110) return "Faith is the bird that feels the light
and sings when the dawn is still dark."; if (r == 111) return "We are shaped and fashioned by what we love."; if (r == 112) return "Hope of gain lessens pain."; if (r == 113) return "The purpose of all wars...is peace."; if (r == 114) return "Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without."; if (r == 115) return "Peace and justice are two sides of the same coin."; if (r == 116) return "Freedom is the opportunity to make decisions"; if (r == 117) return "Be good to yourself.
Its worth it to take a step back occasionally
and focus on pampering ourselves,
reconnecting our bodies and mines.."; if (r == 118) return "I love gifts that have a hint of practicality,
but still have the fun factor."; if (r == 119) return "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye."; if (r == 120) return "Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."; if (r == 121) return "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."; if (r == 122) return "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."; if (r == 123) return "Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."; if (r == 124) return "The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live."; if (r == 125) return "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."; if (r == 126) return "Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact."; if (r == 127) return "Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be."; if (r == 128) return "Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy."; if (r == 129) return "To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance."; if (r == 130) return "The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."; if (r == 131) return "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."; if (r == 132) return "Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment."; if (r == 133) return "If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me."; if (r == 134) return "Remember: It is 10 times harder to command the ear than to catch the eye."; if (r == 135) return "There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same."; if (r == 136) return "If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record."; if (r == 137) return "If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price."; if (r == 138) return "Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable."; if (r == 139) return "Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened."; if (r == 140) return "When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade."; if (r == 141) return "Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many, not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some."; if (r == 142) return "Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps."; if (r == 143) return "When someone does something good, Applaud! You will make two people happy."; if (r == 144) return "Duty is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never do less."; if (r == 145) return "Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."; if (r == 146) return "Do not wait for extrordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations."; if (r == 147) return "Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, Certainly, I can! Then get busy and find out how to do it."; if (r == 148) return "Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity."; if (r == 149) return "Learn to say 'No'; it will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin."; if (r == 150) return "Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."; if (r == 151) return "Never believe all you hear. Always believe in what you say."; if (r == 152) return "Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise."; if (r == 153) return "The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart."; if (r == 154) return "Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life."; if (r == 155) return "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."; if (r == 156) return "The people who oppose your ideas are inevitably those who represent the established order that your ideas will upset."; if (r == 157) return "An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come."; if (r == 158) return "You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do."; if (r == 159) return "No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings."; if (r == 160) return "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."; if (r == 161) return "A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."; if (r == 162) return "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."; if (r == 163) return "Education is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the world's work, and the power to appreciate life."; if (r == 164) return "In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down."; if (r == 165) return "Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer."; if (r == 166) return "The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels."; if (r == 167) return "God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages."; if (r == 168) return "A good woman to a man is like money in the bank."; if (r == 169) return "The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream."; if (r == 170) return "A healthy mind makes a healthy body"; if (r == 171) return "How to Be Charming

We cant articulate it, but we know a charming person when we see one. Its that person at the party who seems to know everybody. He works the crowd with such ease and has a positive aura about him, and everybody just seems drawn to him like steel to a magnet. He leaves people thinking ,What a great guy!, and seems to have it all together.I would be a fool if I wrote an article on how to be charming if I wasnt charming to begin with. I dont mean to say Im the most charming man on the face of the earth, but I do have my moments. Ive reflected back on those moments, studied other charismatic people, read books on the subject, and asked other charismatic people to share their insights on this elusive trait. You know what I learned? Charisma is not genetic. It can be learned. On to the 8 tips.

1.Get your own life in order first.

When everything is going right in your life, the world is your oyster. Youre in the zone, youre on top of the world, you feel invincible, like everything has fallen into place just for you. You dont have a single worry in the world and you feel like singing and dancing in the rain. With this kind of mental state, its a double edged sword. It can lead you to become the most charismatic person in the world, or the most obnoxious and boastful person in the world ,more on how to not be the latter later on in this article.You cannot fake charisma if you have problems going on in your life, whether its trouble paying the bills, family issues, relationship problems, etc. That stuff will weigh you down.Get your life in order. Pay the bills, save some money in the bank, forgive other people, dont hold grudges, be courteous to all, resolve any issues you have with people, have a passion in life, have a dream youre working on, eat right, exercise, etc. You will find that getting your act together will make it extremely easy for you to be charismatic, because then you can do the other half of what charismatic people do, and that is focus on the other person.

2.Exercise

Exercise before attending any event or gathering (and please shower afterwards ). Itll give you the energy you need to emanate your glowing charm throughout the room. Itll get you in the right mindset of a being a happy positive person because of the endorphins circulating in your body. Itll give you that confidence to start socializing. Youll be on your game. Everything will flow just right because you feel like a million bucks.

3.Wear the clothes

You know what clothes Im talking about.Everybodys got an outfit that makes them feel like a million bucks. We all know that clothes make you feel good. If you feel good, itll be really easy to make others feel good. And the less worried you are about your appearance, the more you can focus on the other person. The more content you are with yourself ,aka self confident, the more easier it will be to turn on the charm.

4.Pre-socialize

I dont know why it is, but if I have socialized prior to attending a gathering or event, I find it way easier to turn on the charm. What I mean by pre-socializing is just striking up conversations with any person you meet on the way to the event; the store clerk, the people on the elevator, the security guard, etc. Just some light conversation. Nothing heavy. How are you? Busy day today eh? I like your jacket. Do you mind me asking where you got it? I think pre-socializing gets you into the groove of easily being able to talk to any person, one of the key skills in becoming charming.

When you get to the event

5. Pretend youre the host and talk to EVERYBODY

This is a very cool paradigm to try out. Instead of standing in the corner, sipping your drink and hoping somebody will come talk to you, take the initiative and start talking with EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE. You can do this if you pretend to be the host of the event. Start by looking out for people who are trying to act cool, but are desperately wishing that someone would go talk to them. You know exactly who they are. Rescue them from their worries and youll see their face light up and thank you for approaching them. Work the crowd, ask how everyones doing. They will all light up and respond favorably. Get to know people and introduce people to other people. Most people dont have the guts to approach strangers, so when you do it for them, theyll be extremely grateful.Dont discriminate based on social groups. People are all the same. Talk to the skater, the artist, the economist, the stock broker, the lawyer, the doctor, the entrepreneur, the bartender, the guy standing in the corner, the waiter, everybody. Talk to everyone and make them feel welcome. You just need to get the ball rolling. Once you start talking to one stranger and get in the rhythm, youll be an unstoppable social butterfly.

6. You, not I.

Charming people focus on the other person. Rarely are they themselves the topic of discussion. When youre out there schmoozing, listen to people when they talk to you and give them feedback to indicate that you are listening and that you understand. Be genuinely interested in the other person. Ask all about them. Always think of how you can help them. Send business their way. Hook them up with other people at the party you think they might get along well with.

7.Make them feel good.

Give people genuine compliments.Everybody needs compliments like food and water because everybodys self esteem can always use a little boost. Dont go for the cliché compliments like everyone else. Remember, youre the charismatic one. Youve got to step it up a notch. Think of a genuine killer compliment. Also, dont forget to use the power of touch. Studies have shown that touching promotes bond and trust between people. A hormone called oxytocin is secreted when you touch someone. Oxytocin is a feel good hormone so when they get hit with it, they associate that good feeling with you. Obviously, use your better judgment here. Dont go up and start molesting people. Be tactful with your touch. You will find that women are the masters of this. They will lightly tap your forearm when making a point or playfully hit your shoulder when engaged in conversation with you. People tend to remember conversations with people who use the power of touch. I remember going to one event and being charmed off the socks with this one guy. He had it going. He was working the crowd, he saw me, introduced himself, and started to ask all sorts of questions about me. I, in turn, shamelessly succumbed to his charm and divulged a lot of information and we both had good laughs. You know why I remember him out of all the other people I interacted with that day? Its because he squeezed my arm when he shook my hand. No joke. Thats how I remembered him. As the charming guy who squeezed my arm. Touch is a very powerful thing. Use it wisely.

8.Be positive.Smile.

Charming people are known for making people feel way better after interaction. Its like a light feathery touch that brings smiles and good feelings to everybody they come in contact with. Talk about positive things. Avoid negative things. Youll always run into people who turn a good conversation into a bad one by bringing up some negativity. If that happens, try to tactfully point out the positive aspects of the situation. If that fails, excuse yourself from the group and move on. No need to be part of the down group.Get your stuff together, exercise, put on those nice clothes, get in the habit of socializing with everyone, talk with everyone, really listen and keep the focus on them, make them feel good, only associate yourself with positive things and people and youll find yourself being the person who lights up the room. "; if (r == 172) return "A little boy went up to his father and asked, Dad, where DID all of my intelligence come from?
The father replied. Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.
See details here."; if (r == 173) return "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."; if (r == 174) return "The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people."; if (r == 175) return "The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you."; if (r == 176) return "The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing."; if (r == 177) return "The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy."; if (r == 178) return "The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard."; if (r == 179) return "The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them."; if (r == 180) return "The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."; if (r == 181) return "The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties."; if (r == 182) return "A mechanic was carefully removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when a well known cardiac surgeon came into his shop. The surgeon waited politely for the mechanic to finish what he was doing before asking him to look at his own bike, when the mechanic lifts his head up and sees him, and calls him over:
Hey, doc, look at this here engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix them, put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The surgeon smiled, Try doing it with the engine running."; if (r == 183) return "A penny saved is a government oversight."; if (r == 184) return "A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell?
The little girl replied, Then you ask him."; if (r == 185) return "Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest."; if (r == 186) return "be really nice to your family and friends
you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan."; if (r == 187) return "The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle."; if (r == 188) return "Animal Crackers

When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for.

Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.

What are you doing? his mom asked.

The box says you can not eat them if the seal is broken,

the boy explained, Im looking for the seal."; if (r == 189) return "In Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile, it has never rained."; if (r == 190) return "Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesars. It was first concocted in a bar in Tiajuana, Mexico on July 4, 1924 by Caesar Cardini, born Cesare 1896 to 1956, an Italian hotel owner, restaurateur and chef."; if (r == 191) return "Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out for a beer on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back."; if (r == 192) return "Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile, so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You'll lose him or her every time."; if (r == 193) return "The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven."; if (r == 194) return "Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale."; if (r == 195) return "Birds do not sleep in their nests. They may occasionally nap in them, but they actually sleep in other places."; if (r == 196) return "In ancient China and certain parts of India, mouse meat was considered a great delicacy."; if (r == 197) return "In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes."; if (r == 198) return "A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can."; if (r == 199) return "During a severe windstorm or rainstorm the Empire State Building may sway several feet to either side."; if (r == 200) return "Bees have 5 eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of a bee's head and 2 larger ones in front."; if (r == 201) return "It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World."; if (r == 202) return "Don't laugh too much, it can kill you."; if (r == 203) return "You can Hypnotize Chickens."; if (r == 204) return "Tomorrow, which isn't even here yet, will never be the day after tomorrow again."; if (r == 205) return "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do."; if (r == 206) return "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity."; if (r == 207) return "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."; if (r == 208) return "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."; if (r == 209) return "The strongest principle of growth lies in the human choice."; if (r == 210) return "None of us is as smart as all of us."; if (r == 211) return "A sound mind in a sound body, is a short, but full description of a happy state in this world."; if (r == 212) return "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."; if (r == 213) return "Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."; if (r == 214) return "You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."; if (r == 215) return "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength."; if (r == 216) return "Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."; if (r == 217) return "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority: still more when you superadd the tendency or the certainty of corruption by authority."; if (r == 218) return "It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well."; if (r == 219) return "Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."; if (r == 220) return "Paint Elmer's Glue on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any.

To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer,
Add a little bleach,
or 2 Bayer aspirin,
or just use 7-up instead of water.

Heavy dandruff?
pour on the vinegar!"; if (r == 221) return "Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places."; if (r == 222) return "Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."; if (r == 223) return "There is the same amount of water on earth as there was when the earth was formed.
The water that came from your faucet could contain molecules that Neanderthals drank"; if (r == 224) return "GLASS IS ACTUALLY DEFINED AS A LIQUID OF A VERY GREAT VISCOSITY."; if (r == 225) return "With a 3-megapixel camera, you can take a higher-resolution picture than most computer monitors can display."; if (r == 226) return "You can Hypnotize Chickens. Did you know that?"; }